Humor Mocking Cheer Quotes & Sayings

We all know the disappointments that come when we base anticipation on what we and other humans can deliver. God will never have a problem delivering! — James MacDonald

He had theologically redefined the Christian life as something active, not reactive. It had nothing to do with avoiding sin or with merely talking or teaching or believing theological notions or principles or rules or tenets. It had everything to do with living one's whole life in obedience to God's call through action. It did not merely require a mind, but a body too. It was God's call to be fully human, to live as human beings obedient to the one who had made us, which was the fulfillment of our destiny. It was not a cramped, compromised, circumspect life, but a life lived in a kind of wild, joyful, full-throated freedom - that was what it was to obey God. — Eric Metaxas

There's a boy who they call Pony! He's always acting gross and horny! He thinks he's got a lot down there, but he sure wears tiny underwear! — Cecily Von Ziegesar

So easy is it, though many housekeepers doubt it, to establish new and better customs in the place of the old. — Henry David Thoreau

I don't like to have time on my wall; it's too-in-your-face. — Betsey Johnson

I wipe away my tears and nod, because the pain in my leg is nothing compare to the one in my heart. — Wendelin Van Draanen

If our feelings control our actions, it is because we have abdicated our responsibility and empowered them to do so. — Stephen Covey

It sounds trite, but only because words make everything true sound trite. Because words always screw up whatever you're trying to say. — Chuck Palahniuk

We should seek at all times to purify ourselves and to lead such worthy lives that the Light of Christ emanates from us in all that we say and do. — M. Russell Ballard

It is easier to renounce worldly possessions than it is to renounce the love of them — Walter Hilton

We should take astrology seriously. No, I don't mean we should believe in it. I am talking about fighting it seriously instead of humouring it as a piece of harmless fun. — Richard Dawkins