Humor Lap Goosed Quotes & Sayings

Waiting for something to fall into your lap is a good way to get goosed — Josh Stern

I'm trying to write stories that are interesting and enjoyable. — Arthur Bradford

We live longer and healthier lives than ever before. Animal research has improved the treatment of infections, helped with immunisation, improved cancer treatment and had a big impact on managing heart disease, brain disorders, arthritis and transplantation. — Robert Winston

You cannot hear opportunities knocking if you are busy knocking opportunities. — Orrin Woodward

You are one thing only. You are a Divine Being. An all-powerful Creator. You are a Deity in jeans and a t-shirt, and within you dwells the infinite wisdom of the ages and the sacred creative force of All that is, will be and ever was." -Anthony St. Marteen — C.J. Wrightwood

The one indispensable requirement for producing godly, mature Christians is godly, mature Christians. — Kevin DeYoung

Life is a mirror, it reflects your face. Be friendly, and all of life will reflect friendliness. — Rajneesh

Judy Garland's father was gay. That seems to be the consensus. They left Minnesota and went to California because he got caught with some boy backstage. — Judy Davis

Not any particular religion or school of religion, but being an artist, you have to be spiritual, in a way. — Hiroshi Sugimoto

Like a bird handled by humans whose flock would not accept it back, Rob now wore the unwashable scent of the Ivy League. — Jeff Hobbs