Humor Inspiratinal Quotes & Sayings

It would probably astound each of us beyond measure to be let into his neighbors mind and to find how different the scenery was there from that of his own. — William James

It is my intention to proceed slowly with our trenches. — Peter Stuyvesant

I never regret anything. I always said that when I'm old, I want to be sitting there regretting the things that I did and not the things that I didn't do; and now I'm old, and I don't regret anything! I had fun. I had fun, and I'm still having it. — Michael Caine

Peace and quiet govern the world. — Laozi

Retirement is like sex. Men love to talk about it but when the time finally comes they're good for about fifteen minutes then they're dying to put their tie back on. — Paula Wall

What a mistake those who do not hope make! Judas made a huge blunder the day in which he sold Christ for 30 denarii, but he made an even bigger one when he thought that his sin was too great to be forgiven. No sin is too big: any wretchedness, however great, can always be enclosed in infinite mercy. — Pope John Paul I

Nothing is worse than a home that is too perfect and done. You have to live in it. — Thom Browne

Awareness, no matter how confused it may be, develops from every act of rebellion: the sudden, dazzling perception that there is something in man with which he can identify himself, even if only for a moment. — Albert Camus