Humor Insignia Quotes & Sayings

Start your week off right by getting back to what is really important - honoring God. — Joyce Meyer

Oh better far those echoing hells
Half-threaten'd in the pealing bells
Than that this 'I' should cease to be - — John Betjeman

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it. — Will Durst

Is that the only way?" Tom asked her. "Vik and I tried net-sending with a thought interface during Programming once, but I couldn't concentrate on just one thing at a time."

Vik nodded. "His programming questions were always like, 'Vik, how do steak boobs function? — S.J. Kincaid

Those are some of the most powerful people in the world, and you swamped them in sewage! If you had real friends, they'd have told you that you're an idiot for even thinking about doing that!"

Tom bristled, indignant. "My friends do tell me I'm an idiot. All the time! — S.J. Kincaid

It ain't power that corrupts, it's the changes you put your head through getting it. — Norman Spinrad

You must understand that our civilization is so vast that we can't have our minorities upset and stirred. Ask yourself, what do we want in this country, above all? People want to be happy, isn't that right? Haven't you heard it all your life? I want to be happy, people say. Well, aren't they? Don't we keep them moving, don't we give them fun? That's all we live for, isn't it? — Ray Bradbury

The great thing about rock-n-roll is you realize the top of the mountain is big enough for more than one band. — Paul Stanley

Her forehead, so high and oval, reminded him of how Shakespeare was supposed to look. He was not certain how to put this to her. — Ian McEwan

I have found out that though the ways in which I can make myself useful are few, yet the work open to me is endless. — Helen Keller

I probably should have a brand, but I think you can't get the best artists to work for you if you're branded. I get the trade-off, and I really would like to be more famous for my work, get more credit for my achievements. — Brian Grazer