Humor In Older Men Quotes & Sayings

And so ends his rush from his greatest act of rebellion. He understands that no matter where he runs or how high he flies, he will always have to come home. — Lauren DeStefano

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up. — Bette Davis

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. — George Jean Nathan

I can remember hearing one middle-aged man who sat nearby saying 'Simmer down, boyo' to another older man seated kitty-corner to me across the doorway to one of the hallways extending out from the waiting area, except when I looked up from the book both these men were staring straight ahead, expressionless, with no sign of anyone needing to 'simmer down' in any conceivable way. — David Foster Wallace

A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Women were made with a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them. — Will Rogers

I still enjoy doing music. I'm not going to stop doing it, and doing it the way that I feel it should be done. — Ice Cube

Fear is a matter of misplaced attention. Focus on redirecting it. — Patricia Ryan Madson

The source of innovation is freedom. All we have - new knowledge, invention - comes from freedom. Discoveries and new knowledge come from freedom. When somebody is responsible only to himself, [has] only himself to satisfy, then you'll have invention, new thought, now product, new design, new ideas. — W. Edwards Deming

The past cannot be undone. At best it can be understood so, perhaps, it can also be forgiven. — Barb Malek