Quotes & Sayings About Humor In Bad Situations

If your screen is wrong, your correctives are wrong — Brett Jones

I consider myself to be sort of a progressive Afrofuturist that is deeply committed to social justice. — Van Jones

People would be in hysterics if they saw that. It's like, wow, he's a superhuman moron ... So he wears lipstick, has a little bouffant, and does little circus acts as well. Oh, he's so sexy. — Robert Pattinson

We can learn from IBM's successful history that you don't have to have the best product to become number one. You don't even have to have a good product. — Adam Osborne

You could foster happiness and add to our joy - or sow hurt and discord. It's a choice you make each day, each hour, and with each thought. — Cathy Marie Hake

On Saturday afternoons, there was a film, of course, and then we did about four shows between the films. And I would do a tap dance, a little military tap. — Barbara Cook

I guess the important thing for young writers is to read. — Paul Auster

How did people get over this? They obviously did. Every day someone fell in love with the wrong person and had to pack up all their fragile, misguided hopes and unwanted affection, and move on to the next picnic table. — Josh Lanyon

I drive my own horses in a race. And I always have. — Oleg Cassini

Do you have information that there's an android in the cast? I'd be glad to help you, and if I were an android would I be glad to help you?"
"An android," he said, "doesn't care what happens to another android. That's one of the indications we look for."
"Then," Miss Luft said, "you must be an android. — Philip K. Dick

Lectures were once useful; but now when all can read, and books are so numerous, lectures are unnecessary. — Samuel Johnson

The energy of mindfulness has the element of friendship and loving kindness in it. — Thich Nhat Hanh

When I was a kid and putting out my first records, there was a lot made out of the fact that the '50s/'60s generation was so dominant. — Beck