Humor Empty Handed Quotes & Sayings

Whenever you bring up women's internal workings, guys want to change the subject. Unless, of course, they're trying to change the laws. — Gail Collins

It's happened to far too many Americans. You open up your phone bill and wonder why there's an extra zero, or several, on the amount that you owe. — Tom Udall

I'm a pretty open person. Like, if I have good sex, then the next day I'm going to tell everyone I know about it. — Melissa Joan Hart

Ethan arched an eyebrow and began to lean in ... Then he reached around to pluck something from the table behind me. When he pulled back, folder in hand, I rolled my eyes at my reaction. The man just unbalanced me. — Chloe Neill

When I do the permanent projects or the big projects, when a work is finished, that's the beginning of its life. — Andy Goldsworthy

I made this decision years ago, son. We have to fight the battles we have a chance of winning. — Brandon Sanderson

When you enter the Lions Den, it's best not to go empty-handed or you'll probably leave that way — Josh Stern

Fir : it contains a great deal of air and fire with very little moisture and the earthy, so that, as its natural properties are of the lighter class, it is not heavy. Hence, its consistence being naturally stiff, it does not easily bend under the load, and keeps its straightness when used in the framework. But it contains so much heat that it generates and encourages decay, which spoils it; and it also kindles fire quickly because of the air in its body, which is so open that it takes in fire and so gives out a great flame. — Marcus Vitruvius Pollio

One of the great constants in life is change. — Heracleitus

Somewhere between obsession and compulsion is impulse. — Alexander Pushkin

Donald Trump has fired a campaign adviser for posting racist remarks on Facebook. Isn't that shocking? Donald Trump has a campaign adviser. — Conan O'Brien

They can learn- they must learn- to appreciate the history of their good fortune through the experiences of those who not only witnessed history, but made it. — Kim Edwards

The LORD will be awesome against them; s for he will famish all the gods of the earth, and t to him shall bow down, each in its place, all u the lands of the nations. — Anonymous

The only time you mustn't fail is the last time you try. — Charles Kettering