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Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea. — Jessica Simpson

It is always a risk to speak to the press: they are likely to report what you say. — Hubert H. Humphrey

My point is, there's no sense trying to squeeze something out of your swing if you can let your clubs do the shotmaking for you. — Lee Trevino

O God and Lord, now the council condemns even Your own act and Your own law as heresy, since You Yourself did lay Your cause before Your Father as the just judge, as an example for us, whenever we are sorely oppressed. — Jan Hus

Don't love the job kid. The Job is a whore, and she won't love you back. — James J. Kavanaugh

Nonconformity in dating is all about being authentic and true to yourself. — Amy Leigh Mercree

What I had was classic short-term PTSD. From an evolutionary perspective, it's exactly the response you want to have when your life is in danger: you want to be vigilant, you want to avoid situations where you are not in control, you want to react to strange noises, you want to sleep lightly and wake easily, you want to have flashbacks and nightmares that remind you of specific threats to your life, and you want to be, by turns, angry and depressed. Anger keeps you ready to fight, and depression keeps you from being too active and putting yourself in more danger. Flashbacks also serve to remind you of the danger that's out there - a "highly efficient single-event survival-learning mechanism," as one researcher termed it. All humans react to trauma in this way, and most mammals do as well. It may be unpleasant, but it's preferable to getting killed. Like — Sebastian Junger

Okay, I can see that you're set on this bat shit crazy adventure. You want to go Eat Love Pray, I can follow that. — Kathryn Perez