Humilhado Quotes & Sayings

The first time I came to the Comedy Festival some nutcase shot a bunch of people in Tasmania. I thought, 'Oh, that's just Tasmania.' The second time I came, some nut shot up Columbine High School. Now I'm here again, and another nut just shot up a high school in Minnesota. If you can't see the connection between me playing the Comedy Festival and mass murder, you're no good at conspiracy theories. — Rich Hall

You want to go to a summer concert and not watch a band staring at its shoes for six hours and complaining. — Bret Michaels

I almost feel more anxious lately about, 'Here's your opportunity, now you've got to make something of it.' — Chris Hemsworth

If we reconstructed human spirituality painstakingly, we would end up with a mangnificent tree whose branches go in so many directions, yet all trying to touch the heavens. — Henryk Skolimowski

I'm not joining in personal attacks ... I don't do personal attacks. — Jeremy Corbyn

Telling the entire world and his dog how good a manager I was. I knew I was the best but I should have said nowt and kept the pressure off 'cos they'd have worked it out for themselves. — Brian Clough

Mediocrity is not worth the trip. — Sergio Marchionne

You have to protect it too, you can't let just any stupid person take it and do something demoralizing with it. At the same time, I don't believe in being so rigid about controlling what happens either. — Paul Auster

If you've tied them up, start by undoing the knot! Lay the toes one on top of the other and fold the stocking in half lengthwise. Then fold it into thirds, making sure that the toes are inside, not outside, and that the waistband protrudes slightly at the top. Finally, roll the stocking up toward the waistband. If the waistband is on the outside when you finish, you've done it right. Fold knee-high stockings the same way. With thicker material, such as tights, it is easier to roll if you fold them in half rather than in thirds. The point is that the stocking should be firm and stable when you've finished, much like a sushi roll. When you store the stockings in your drawer, arrange them on end so that the swirl is visible. — Marie Kondo

Every year its a blessing year, because it brings another years in advance — K.C Tshwaane

On Valentine's Day, we are reminded what our relationships could be like the other 364. — Steve Maraboli

They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken. — Raymond Floyd