Hulshof Kenny Quotes & Sayings

The duck swallows the worm — Ken Follett

And with the trick, much admired by magicians, of sitting in a green velour chair and-vanishing! Turn your head and you forgot his face. Vanilla pudding. — Ray Bradbury

I love Arizona. I was raised right. Somebody has to go to Washington and knock the hell out of the place. — Ben Quayle

I've always liked the classic "young adult" writers like Mark Twain, Jack London, Roald Dahl, Charles Dickens. They write so clearly, and they know how to entertain. — Arthur Bradford

Being negative is like spraying yourself with anti-charisma — Karen Salmansohn

I can't swim and I'm terrified of drowning, but I still love being by water - just not in it. — Sherri Shepherd

We're going to stop this preposterous obsession with economic growth at the cost of all else. Great economic success doesn't produce national happiness. It produces Republicans and Switzerland. So we're going to concentrate on just being lovely and pleasant and civilized. We're going to have the best schools and hospitals, the most comfortable public transportation, the liveliest arts, the most useful and well-stocked libraries, the grandest parks, the cleanest streets, the most enlightened social policies. In short, we're going to be like Sweden, but with less herring and better jokes. — Bill Bryson

I'm worried I will leave grad school and no longer be able to speak English. I know this woman in grad school, a friend of a friend, and just listening to her talk is scary. The semiotic dialetics of intertextual modernity. Which makes no sense at all. Sometimes I feel that they live in a parallel universe of academia speaking acadamese instead of English and they don't really know what's happening in the real world. — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

A single spark of occasion discharges the child of passions into a thousand crackers of desire. — Johann Kaspar Lavater

I always cook meats on low and things like eggs or cakes on high, because things with eggs in them you want to cook through and through; and you don't want to put food in there that cooks so slowly that bacteria develops. — Michele Scicolone

Where two Greeks are gathered together, there will be at least three political parties represented, and possibly more. — Mary Stewart

Who is considered a great man is the one who can be the smallest of the small. — Dada Bhagwan

A little boy who's discovered the monster under the bed is actually real, and it's screwing Mommy. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Death is not big thing, what is important is God's service. — Radhanath Swami

I guess a drag queen's like an oil painting: You gotta stand back from it to get the full effect. — Harvey Fierstein