Hubline Quotes & Sayings

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. — Rodney Dangerfield

Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? *sniff* muffins!' — Demetri Martin

Hey, metaphysics seminar is on the roof. Just take the elevator up and keep walking until you hit the sidewalk. Anything is true if enough people believe it. — David Mitchell

I love making Italian food. And coconut chicken. — Joe Jonas

There is no sadder symbol of the crippling poverty in which millions of peasants were forced to live than the image of a peasant and his son struggling to drag a plough through the mud. — Orlando Figes

Time has wings it is flying but it has no shape, no colour ,no dimension so it is invisible. — Syed Afroz Alam

I've come to see that I'm saying something that people generally do not want to hear. — Jamaica Kincaid

What I say now is that the way the world underestimates me will be my greatest weapon. People pat me on the head, and I go to myself, oh, and aren't they going to be surprised. — Calista Flockhart