Hr Manager Funny Quotes & Sayings

Before you go anywhere, Mr. Football Player," Nita said, "I want to know exactly what your intentions are toward my Blue. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

My team is the best, the platoon is good, the company is awful, and the battalion is actively trying to kill us. — Nathaniel Fick

I am determined to use competition law to protect European industry and consumers. — Neelie Kroes

I am not interested in women just because they're women. I am interested, however, in seeing that they are no longer classed with children and minors. — Crystal Eastman

fond of people to stay in the field with the sheep. Well, I've got news for you about people, you big stupid — Jean Gill

When scandal has new-minted an old lie,
Or tax'd invention for a fresh supply,
'Tis call'd a satire, and the world appears
Gathering around it with erected ears;
A thousand names are toss'd into the crowd,
Some whisper'd softly, and some twang'd aloud,
Just as the sapience of an author's brain,
Suggests it safe or dangerous to be plain. — William Cowper

Since I was a little kid, I was against fur. I never wore fur in my life. — Elisabetta Canalis

Over the years, I've lived in a variety of places, including America, but I was born and raised in the Lake District, in Cumbria. Growing up in that rural, sodden, mountainous county has shaped my brain, perhaps even my temperament. — Sarah Hall

I was always afraid of things that worked the first time. Long experience proved that there were great drawbacks found generally before they could be got commercial; but here was something there was no doubt of. — Thomas A. Edison

People have been here before you, and you're going to be okay. — Alexis Bass

I have had work done. — Linda Evans

The people who make us happy are never the people we expect. So when you find someone, you've got to cherish it. — Skins

It's the way that I think about the world, and the way that I like to tell stories - I don't think you should get too heavy. There's enough out there, in the world, with violence. I think that comedy lightens the heaviness [of the world]. — Martin McDonagh