Houseplants Near Quotes & Sayings

Vicarious living is only slightly less impossible than vicarious eating. — Mason Cooley

No matter how great the talent or efforts, some things just take time. You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant. — Warren Buffett

If I cannot brag of knowing something, then I brag of not knowing it; at any rate, brag. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

My mind's a machine gun, my body's the bullets and the audience is the target. — GG Allin

Thin-lipped wisdom spoke at her from the worn chair, hinted at prudence, quoted from that book of cowardice whose author apes the name of common sense. — Oscar Wilde

You stay in touch with the boy who dreamed impossible dreams. — Hugh Hefner

Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want to feel like I could just make people laugh at every single joke, every single time, with the same decibel level. — Patrice O'Neal

I happen to have given lots of free speeches. — Hillary Clinton