Householders Handyman Quotes & Sayings

My brain had a difficult time processing what Dad being unfrozen meant. — Angela McPherson

Never hit if you can help it, but when you have to, hit hard. Never hit soft. You'll never get any thanks for hitting soft. — Theodore Roosevelt

What on earth is the current morality, except in its literal sense - the morality that is always running away? — G.K. Chesterton

That's it,' Shelby said as they ran along behind Raven. 'From now on no one's dead until I read the autopsy report.'

'Such a report could be faked,' Wing observed.

'Hey, only people who haven't come back from the grave get to have an opinion,' Shelby said quickly. 'So that counts you out, zombie boy.'

'Strictly speaking I am not a zombie since I did not actually die,' Wing said. As usual it was impossible to tell if he was joking or not. — Mark Walden

You held me down and rammed me so hard I deep-throated you from the other end. — Marita A. Hansen

The bankers just got a good cussing by everybody for loaning too much money. Well, they got some awful nice buildings. So when a banker fails, he fails in splendor. — Will Rogers

My dad got me a chemistry book one Christmas and I burnt the garden shed down. I remember there was the most beautiful smell forever after in the remains. — Beth Orton

There's never been a time in history, no matter what the public thinks, when actors have been paid more than they should be. — Ed Asner

The external only creates dependency. — Bryant McGill

Conscience is the chamber of justice. — Origen