House Captain Speech Quotes & Sayings

It's not miracles that generate faith, but faith that generates miracles — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Love is a learned behavior. If you don't learn how to love yourself someone will teach you how to hate yourself. — Tony Gaskins

I think Unix is a great system
especially for running data centers
because it is very mature, very reliable, very scalable. But when I want to go out and populate small devices, I think Java. — Bill Joy

If a faerie, a vampire, and a demon walk into a bar, you wait for the punch line. At Private Eye, when a faerie, a vampire, and a demon walk through the door, it's just another day at the office. — E.J. Stevens

Roads were made for journeys not destinations — Confucius

The artist creates his own elite, and the elite its own artists. — E.H. Gombrich

One crowded hour of glorious life is worth an age without a name — Walter Scott

The power to tax involves the power to destroy. — John Marshall

All true opinions are living, and show their life by being capable of nourishment; therefore of change. But their change is that of a tree not of a cloud. — John Ruskin

I always just loved to laugh. I always just loved it as a kid. — Ken Jeong