Hotpant Quotes & Sayings

It was a garbage heap, and it was Sinai. — Victor Hugo

I don't go off and sit down and try to write material, because then it's contrived and forced. I just live my life, and I see things in a word or a situation or a concept, and it will create a joke for me. — Steven Wright

A lot of times, the choice of the right song will save a scene. Or there will be a scene that's a little flat and you put in the right song and somehow it just comes alive. — Alan Ball

American women are evolving backward
becoming more focused on their looks than ever. Feminism has been defeated by narcissism. — Maureen Dowd

I prefer little hotpant-like shorts, but I wear thongs too. — Lucy Pinder

In my stories I kill off every love scene with a joke. Don't try this at home. — Shelley Malec Vitale

In antihistory, time is an illusion. — Jill Lepore

The human race has improved everything, but the human race. — Adlai E. Stevenson

A universal love is not only psychologically possible; it is the only complete and final way in which we are able to love. — Pierre Teilhard De Chardin

Elephant, beyond the fact that their size and conformation are aesthetically more suited to the treading of this earth than our angular informity, have an average intelligence comparable to our own. Of course they are less agile and physically less adaptable than ourselves
nature having developed their bodies in one direction and their brains in another, while human beings, on the other hand, drew from Mr. Darwin's lottery of evolution both the winning ticket and the stub to match it. This, I suppose, is why we are so wonderful and can make movies and electric razors and wireless sets
and guns with which to shoot the elephant, the hare, clay pigeons, and each other. — Beryl Markham

Not only is natural burial by far the most ecologically sound way to perish, it doubles down on the fear of fragmentation and loss of control. Making the choice to be naturally buried says, 'Not only am I aware that I'm a helpless, fragmented mass of organic matter, I celebrate it. Vive la decay!' — Caitlin Doughty

When you are bored, all you need is a good surprise! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

The best times I had on film sets were the times the director let me express myself, but those were rare. — Mara Wilson

The end of all activity in the church is to see that a man and a woman with their children are happy at home, sealed for eternity. — Boyd K. Packer

If an EHM is completely successful, the loans are so large that the debtor is forced to default on its payments after a few years. When this happens, then like the Mafia we demand our pound of flesh. This often includes one or more of the following: control over United Nations votes, the installation of military bases, or access to precious resources such as oil or the Panama Canal. Of course, the debtor still owes us the money - and another country is added to our global empire. — John Perkins