Hotline Numbers Quotes & Sayings

Welcome to the psychiatric hotline: if you are obsessive compulsive press one repeatedly. If you are schizophrenic listen closely and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you have borderline personality disorder hang up; you have already pushed everybody's buttons. — Barbara Oakley

We've got to learn how to stay out of triple plays. — Casey Stengel

What was the purpose of being wrapped like a present if you had no feelings for the person you were being given to? — Lisa See

Though bonobos tend to be a lot hairier than us - and they don't build houses or churches or Pentagons like we do - these primates look and act remarkably human. They often even go beyond the merely "human," and enter the realm of the truly "humane. — Susan Block

For one's children so often gave one's own perceptions a little thrust forwards. — Virginia Woolf

Even if it were within her legal right and authority, it would harm more than help. It might be argued that it is like capital punishment today: the state has the right to use it if necessary, but since it is no longer necessary, it would do more public harm than good in the current war against the culture of death. — Peter Kreeft

Arguably, poor Oscar was merely an early failed and somewhat overweight prototype for Morrissey. — Mark Simpson