Horseland Cartoon Quotes & Sayings

What will this boaster produce worthy of this mouthing? The mountains are in labor; a ridiculous mouse will be born.
[Lat., Quid dignum tanto feret hic promissor hiatu?
Parturiunt montes; nascetur ridiculus mus.] — Horace

Well, I enjoy sharing in the dangers that we ask our men and women in uniform to share in almost every day. — Hugh Shelton

OK, so I'm not famous for the right reasons. — William Hung

The door is always open. You don't think I'd stay locked up in here with a load of mental patients, do you? — Paulo Coelho

Believe in your dreams and never give up. Although others may, you must never stop believing... — C.J. Hunter

A house is sometimes wine. It is sometimes more than a skin. — William Carlos Williams

Everything I know, I know because of love. — Leo Tolstoy

I'm going on a diet. (Crud, I know)
I am going to be cranky.
I am going to be irritable.
I am going to be moody and sad and mean.
And, yes, I am going to be hungry.
Please don't feed me, even if I try to bite you.
Please don't tease me, I may hurt you.
Please don't try to encourage me, I may growl and snap at you.
Please don't help me, I may blame you for everything aggravating in the known universe.
Please don't be offended by my scowl, I cannot smile.
But most importantly, please keep your distance until this trial is over to prevent any unnecessary casualties.
Thank you for your understanding. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Everybody! This is my cousin right here, and he just dethroned God's gift to Women - Griffin — S.C. Stephens

How mutable are our feelings, and how strange is that clinging love we have of life even in the excess of misery! — Mary Shelley