Horrendously Smitten Quotes & Sayings

When the President asks you to do something, you'd be surprised how keen you are to oblige, Syme said. — Matthew Reilly

Here's the thing about global warming that I didn't realize: it would all happen at once. — Jon Stewart

We're going to need a bigger boat. — Peter Benchley

Lowell's cubicle at the office was slightly larger than a toilet stall, but no higher, and although the door said MANAGING EDITOR, Lowell always felt that the words had been printed there in the same spirit that moves service-station operators to paint KING on the door of the men's privy — L.J. Davis

Saying 'I love you' only takes seconds, but proving it takes a lifetime. — Matshona Dhliwayo

I've been told I'm a good midcareer manager. — Arne Glimcher

Would you like to see the menu?" he said, "or would you like meet the Dish of the Day?"
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"Good evening," it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches, "I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body? — Douglas Adams

I was nuts for stuff in the Middle Ages when I was just in the third and fourth grades. — Tamora Pierce