Hornswoggle Quotes & Sayings

In an era when man can no longer dash out of his cave and slay a mammoth, he simply slips on his Lycra and goes for a run. — Phil Hewitt

What makes a good leadoff hitter? Deion Sanders had speed, but he wasn't the ideal leadoff hitter. What was his on-base percentage? The criteria shouldn't be speed, it should be getting on base. — Jack McKeon

You got pretty popular for a while there.'
'For about forty-eight hours,' I said. 'Just long enough to figure out that I don't want to be popular. — Mary Jane Auch

Behind every good man, there's a good woman reminding you I knew you when you didn't have nothing. — Coretta Scott King

When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him. — Anton Szandor LaVey

Dumb as a drum vith a hole in it, sir. — Charles Dickens

He unwrapped his pack and the first thing he did was to count his matches. There were sixty-seven. He counted them three times to make sure. He divided them into several portions, wrapping them in oil paper, disposing of one bunch in his empty tobacco pouch, of another bunch in the inside band of his battered hat, of a third bunch under his shirt on the chest. This accomplished, a panic came upon him, and he unwrapped them all and counted them again. There were still sixty-seven. He — Jack London

Magick is the Art of Life itself. — Aleister Crowley

I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it. — Douglas Adams