Honeymooners Christmas Quotes & Sayings

Lolita should make all of us - parents, social workers, educators - apply ourselves with still greater vigilance and vision to the task of bringing up a better generation in a safer world. — Vladimir Nabokov

I had spent years working in radio at different stations in Toronto; I wasn't in the stage company of Second City. — Rick Moranis

Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked. — George Carlin

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I was raised in Duluth, Minnesota, where you never say that you're cold, or that you're suffering, and you listen politely to people, even if you disagree with them completely. Then you say passive-aggressive things later. — Maria Bamford

After Puckoon I swore I'd never write another book. This is it — Spike Milligan

Love is a garment
riven in the light
that rises from Parnassus,
showing
the night is over. — Hilda Doolittle

From Ferguson to Athens, via Mexico, it is clear that many governments are reproducing the tools that Israel uses to repress and oppress the Palestinians. The replication of those same tactics, methods, and often weapons serves as proof that the Palestinians are now used as guinea pigs for experimentation. — Noam Chomsky

Love is to fear as light is to dark; in the presence of one, the other cannot exist. So wherever there is a place of fear in your life, think of one thing - even if it's just a thought you can think-where you can generate love to cast out the fear. — Marianne Williamson

Competition on anything is good, because it makes everybody better. — Eddy Cue

Tonight was a disappointing effort. I thought we competed the last three quarters but in the first quarter we did not compete, we participated, and that's not acceptable. — Dwane Casey

Zero G and I feel fine. — John Glenn

I reach for funny books all the time to help me get through life. — Laurie Halse Anderson