Homer Simpsons Christmas Quotes & Sayings

Well, it'd certainly be fascinating if we discovered that gays were better at being married than heterosexuals are. Talk about irony. — Gail Collins

If coal is going to be used, the only response - because it is the dirtiest of all fuels - is that we have to learn how to do carbon capture and storage and we have to learn how to do it quickly on a commercial scale. — Nicholas Stern

Art is to make our lives richer and fuller. — Henry Moore

Poug turned to look at me with his most serious expression yet. "Tell me . . . Robb Stark avenges the death of his father, yes? The tyrant king Joffery is slain? The beautiful Sansa is rescued unmolested?" "Oh," I said, realizing I had Season One of Game of Thrones on the phone. Oh, I thought as I remembered how fucked up that show was. How do you break that to someone? It was Santa Ain't Real kind of revelation. You lie, that's what you do. Even if you suck at lying. "Sure . . . humans are known for their happy endings. We just . . . love them." "Good!" Poug proclaimed in joy, "As it should be! — Richard Raley

Best player? For me, it's Paul Scholes. He'll do ridiculous things in training like say, "You see that tree over there?" - it'll be 40 yards away - "I'm going to hit it". And he'll do it. Everyone at the club considers him the best. — Rio Ferdinand

There was this to be said for weddings over battles, at least; it was less likely that someone would cut off your nose. — George R R Martin

Why should conversation always be so much more coherent than experience? — Amy Leach

I'm one of those people who doesn't follow trends. I set them. — Zendaya

New Zealand is the only country I know well enough to write about. It can sometimes lead to complications. — Margaret Mahy

A President cannot always be popular. — Harry Truman

Jax's eyes fell to my shoulder, and I realised he was looking at my hair. "Nice colour," he said.
"Thanks."
"Is that your rebellion flare?" he asked.
I couldn't help it. I laughed again. "It's rated number two for 'how to scare your dad' products, online."
"Right under piercings," he said.
"Actually, I think pregnancy tests are number one," I said, and he laughed.
"And we can't forget tattoos," Jax offered.
"I've got that one covered." I raised my wrist with a smile. I had been waiting for this moment for a long time. — Katie Kacvinsky

Don't look at me like I've gotten old or something like that. — Clint Eastwood

When you scratch the surface, every one of us has something that we deeply want to contribute to the world. All we have to do is step up and do it. — Jack Canfield

Shh. Shh. This is getting awesome."
-Augustus — John Green