Homer Simpson's Birthday Quotes & Sayings

You really liked having him in jail, like people who shut birds up in cages on the excuse that they're protecting them from their enemies. — Costas Taktsis

Some jobs are worse than actual wives. Ad agency vs. Matrimony, for instance: Even the most capricious and demanding spouse is not going to divorce you for refusing to spend forty hours a week making up lies about toilet paper. — P. J. O'Rourke

I really like driving cars. I love car games. — Kodi Smit-McPhee

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now. — Judy Sheindlin

There are good photographers who might elevate themselves to the ranks of the great simply by burning most of their work. — Janet Malcolm

Let us beware of common folk, common sense, sentiment, inspiration, and the obvious. — Charles Baudelaire

When I was little, I was such a tomboy - I loved a baggy T-shirt and leggings. — Alice Dellal

When all else fails, start running! — Dean Karnazes

Cush: Pick you up at 7. Look hot. It'll distract him. Me: You're bad. Cush: Most girls tell me I'm good. Wanna find out? — Jillian Dodd

...
You are here again,
so realistic,
just, the golden dawn
takes you away
in the morning...

Be here now,
not there,
where there is nothing
but stars
and emptiness...
... — Zorica Savron

Writing is simply something you must do. It's rather like virtue in that it is its own reward. — Harper Lee

Severing our young and fragile friendship was a sad ordeal, but sadder still was the fact that this friend found it so difficult to respond to my immediate need, unlike a dreamed boy who always afforded me easy comfort. I couldn't understand what was so hard about reaching out to hug someone. But judging by Gregory's uncomfortable conduct I had to assume it was an honest trial. — Richelle E. Goodrich

The point of a cruise ship is the cruise itself. But an ocean liner's job is to transport people on a schedule. The — Douglas Preston

Economists had found an almost one-to-one match between PISA scores and a nation's long term economic growth. Many other things influenced economic growth, of course, but the ability of a workforce to learn, think and adapt was the ultimate stimulus package ... For students, PISA scores were a better predictor of who would go to college than report cards ... PISA wasn't measuring memorization; it was measuring aspiration. — Amanda Ripley

To learn by observation is traveling, people must also bring knowledge with them. — Bayard Taylor