Homer Simpsons Quotes & Sayings

The Simpsons are going to Delaware! — Homer

When I described Madame de T's night, I recalled the well-known equation from one of the first chapters of the textbook of existential mathematics: the degree of speed is directly proportional to the intensity of forgetting. From that equation we can deduce various corrollaries, for instance this one: our period is given over to the demon of speed, and that is the reason it so easily forgets its own self. Now I would reverse that statement and say: our period is obsessed by the desire to forget, and it is to fulfill that desire that it gives over to the demon of speed; it picks up the pace to show us that it no longer wishes to be remembered; that it is tired of itself; sick of itself; that it wants to blow out the tiny trembling flame of memory. — Milan Kundera

Always as a musician you must have one thing you do well. — Mick Jagger

Freaks are revolutionaries, and revolutionaries are freaks — Bernardine Dohrn

If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair. — Homer

The Wisdom is old, the Koran is old, the Bible is old. Disagreements? Work 'em out. — Paul Simon

Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria. — Homer

I think about 'The Simpsons,' which has been going on for 25 years. Homer is still in his late 30's. Lisa is 8, Bart is 10. Their stories are told. Yet the series keeps going on and on like a zombie that won't lie down and die. That feels forced and unnatural. The characters never change, grow, age. — Ted Naifeh

We live now in an era that is intensely seeking what is sacred; but because of a sort of dictatorship of subjectivism, man would like to confine the sacred to the realm of the profane. The best example of this is when we create new liturgies, the result of more or less artistic experiments, that do not allow any encounter with God. We claim somewhat arrogantly to remain in the human sphere so as to enter into the divine. For — Robert Sarah

I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!
(Homer Simpson) — Matt Groening

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks? — Homer Simpson

A whole generation was raised to learn about comedy from 'The Simpsons.' To get to be in a booth with Homer and Marge and be in Springfield - it was unimaginable the emotions that I felt. — Jonah Hill

Homer no function beer well without. — Homer

India experienced the traditional state-building process in reverse order: unlike Europe, for instance, India instituted full democracy and then set about building a state. Much of the West did precisely the opposite. As a result, underdeveloped institutions have been the Achilles' heel of Indian democracy from the outset. — Milan Vaishnav

Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. — Homer

And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. — Homer

They can talk shit about each other behind the others' backs, but when it comes down to it, money is the one true race and everyone down here is the color of greenbacks and as tall as mountains. — Richard Kadrey

The strong must protect the sweet. — Homer

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. — Homer

It's ironic how I drop some 'DOUGH' (Doh) when I got them Homer Simpsons. — Wale

I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is
and it's me. — Homer

The conundrum that I face on a daily basis is that I have two sons who have grown up watching 'The Simpsons,' so they know exactly what buttons to push. They know how Bart irritates Homer, and they use these lines against me to tell me that I'm not funny anymore. — Matt Groening

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

The study of eugenics had its beginning in Germany, sometime after the mid-19th century mark, stimulated by volkish concerns for Aryan racial purity. Rudolf Virchow, pathologist and politician, began a study of national ethnic statistics in 1871, convinced that the majority of Germans would prove to be of relatively pure Nordic descent. The results of his studies proved otherwise. According to Virchow, the obvious solution was to set about Nordicizing the debased German stock. — Jim Keith

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

It was crushingly disappointing as a fan of The Simpsons to discover that it's just you in a room speaking into a microphone. I thought I was going to become friends with Homer Simpson, but unfortunately none of them are real. — Russell Brand

I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God. — Homer

Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow — Homer

I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. — Homer

When I lose a match, I know that I lose on the court and not in life. — Gabriela Sabatini

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! - Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Our solution on 'The Simpsons' is to do jokes that people who have an education, or some frame of reference, can get. And for the ones who don't, it doesn't matter, because we have Homer banging his head and saying, 'D'oh!' — Matt Groening

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. — Homer

My dad was my Little League coach and my Cub Master. — Billy Baldwin

But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman! — Homer