Homer Simpson Drooling Quotes & Sayings

It takes a sour woman to make a good pickle. — Michael Chabon

I just decided I wanted to become someone else ... So I became someone else. — Dusty Springfield

What I think was hardest for me to realize was that he had tried each time to stop himself. He had killed animals, taking lesser lives to keep from killing a child — Alice Sebold

I work very hard on getting the songs as direct and examined as I can before I go in the studio. — Nick Lowe

There were people everywhere but no one was mine, and I was no one's. — Gregory Maguire

The great thing about Google is that you type in neuro-surgery and somehow you end up with Peter Sellers or watching Frank Sinatra. Google is a great resource. — Gary Oldman

All travel is circular. I had been jerked through Asia, making a parabola on one of the planet's hemispheres. After all, the grand tour is just the inspired man's way of heading home. — Paul Theroux

For your soul's sake, invoke the agent of change called risk, which ensures that things will not be the same tomorrow as they are today. All real change requires risk. — Debbie Ford

He said the greatest thing in a man's life is to lie wi' a woman he loves," he said softly. He smiled at me, eyes blue as the sky overhead. "He was right. — Diana Gabaldon

A bottle of alcohol shortens your life by 4min, a cigar shortens your life by 6min and a day of work shortens your life by 8 hours. — Robin Sacredfire

In the midway of this our mortal life,
I found me in a gloomy wood, astray,
Gone from the path direct. — Dante Alighieri

I can definitely say the older I've got the better I've become at being a dad and a husband. — Rod Stewart

Things that would shock us years ago are like nothing now. — Lenny Kravitz

Why, is it such a bad thing to die? — Han Kang

You have been so careful of me that I never had a child's heart.
You have trained me so well that I never dreamed a child's dream. You have dealt so wisely with me, Father ,from my cradle to this hour, that I never had a child's belief or a child's fear.
Mr. Gradgrind was quite moved by his success, and by this testimony to it. " My dear Louisa," said he, you abundantly repay my care. Kiss me, my dear girl. — Charles Dickens