Homer Simpson Donut Quotes & Sayings

I had always loved life on the road. It was just something that appealed to me very deeply. — Jami Attenberg

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed. — Mark Twain

I don't know any Beatles songs. My dad never listened to Elvis or Sting or Bowie. Any band name that's on a t-shirt, I probably won't know their music, like AC/DC or whatever. I don't know what that is. As a kid, I would sing along to artists like Tania Maria. — FKA Twigs

Musicians can travel all over the world and have an audience, because there's no language barrier. — Tommy Chong

I was as good as resisting Griff Shipley as Homer Simpson was at resisting a donut. — Sarina Bowen

The Working Man's Creed: "A short day is better than a short dollar"
. — William McKinley

Paris Hilton's house was pretty exciting. — Israel Broussard

The ancients recommended us to sacrifice to the Graces, but Milton sacrificed to the Devil. — Voltaire

They were shiny, shiny people that were bright like light bulbs, but there I stood out like a sore thumb, my dimness flickering self, and they saw it and removed themselves from me, forming their circle of light. Until the night died, they never noticed when the sun broke open its skull of rays, where I laid by the stop sign. — Anthony Liccione