Homer Beer Quotes & Sayings

When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer I purchased
With a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was seventeen — Homer

Now take all the delights of the earth, melt them into one single delight, and cast it entire into a single man - all this will be as nothing to the delight of which I speak. — Roland Barthes

She believes that they are caught in an emotional timewarp without the necessary vision to appreciate the changes that have take place in society. — Andrew Morton

Some say God is living there [in space]. I was looking around very attentively, but I did not see anyone there. I did not detect either angels or gods ... I don't believe in God. I believe in man - his strength, his possibilities, his reason. — Gherman Titov

Who does not observe the immediate glow and security that is diffused over the life of woman, before restless or fretful, by engaging in gardening, building, or the lowest department of art? Here is something that is not routine
something that draws forth life towards the infinite. — Margaret Fuller

What is home? My favorite definition is "a safe place," a place where one is free from attack, a place where one experiences secure relationships and affirmation. It's a place where people share and understand each other. Its relationships are nurturing. The people in it do not need to be perfect; instead, they need to be honest, loving, supportive, recognizing a common humanity that makes all of us vulnerable. — Gladys M. Hunt

If gold ruste, what shall iren do? — Geoffrey Chaucer

What strange creatures we are, to find silence peaceful, when permanent silence is the thing we most dread — David Levithan

From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover. — Homer

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will. — Homer

The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers. — Homer

Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs. — Homer

The difference between God an I is that everyday, I too deal with people who don't love but I have no desire to kill them or wish them to suffer for all of eternity for it — Anonymous

One must from time to time attempt things that are beyond one's capacity. — Pierre-Auguste Renoir

No TV and no beer makes Homer something something. — Homer

Homer no function beer well without. — Homer

A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! — Homer

Well, the thing about the obvious," said Miss Level, "is that it so often isn't. — Terry Pratchett

No, sir. I won't complain. Except when I move it sharp and sudden, my arm is real numb. It's the rest of me that's in misery."
"Where?"
"My backside and my privates. I'm stuck so full of prickers, it makes me smart just to think on it. — Robert Newton Peck

Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings — Led Zeppelin

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. — Homer

I'm a mechanic; I fix things that are broken. I turn into a thirty-five pound coyote. I have powerful friends. But when it comes right down to it, my real superpower is chaos." -Mercy — Patricia Briggs

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a
bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer