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A lot of people into Tool, for some reason, are not interested in humor. — Maynard James Keenan

When I was lecturing recently to a group of cardiologists at the Mayo Clinic I said ...
Why is it that from the moment you enter medical school to the moment you retire, the only disorder that you will ever diagnose with a physics textbook is obesity? This is biology folks, it's endocrinology, it's physiology - physics has nothing to do with it. The laws of thermodynamics are always true, the energy balance equation is irrelevant.
If someone's getting fatter I guarantee you they're taking more energy than they expend (as long as they're getting heavier). And if they're getting leaner I guarantee they're expending more than they're taking in. [It's] given, let's never discuss it again. And if you say it to your patients you're telling them nothing
(University Of Colorado Medical School, May 9th 2013 - via YouTube) — Gary Taubes

I'm certainly not who people think I am. I always do whatever I want to do, and my films are personal to me. — Steven Rodney McQueen

I'll be sober ten years and married nine soon. — Rob Lowe

Like a person in a storm desperately grasping at a lamppost, he clung to his daily routine. — Haruki Murakami

You're FAT - and don't try to sugarcoat it, because you'll just eat that, too. — Phillip C. McGraw

I go to Franny's in Brooklyn a lot. It's just a casual Italian place, but I could eat there every day. — Daniel Humm

I've fallen in love with you and it pisses me off. — Michelle Gable

My mom always wanted me to be an actor. And I started going to theater and going on auditions young. I only realized about five years ago that I actually didn't want to be an actor. — Angelina Jolie

Boards." He paused. "I saved the worst for last. We can declassify Princess back to plain old Eva Hodges, female, age four, — Stephen King

Ryder: "Well, you're not the type I want to be my first either."
Grace:"What?"
Ryder: "You're the type I want to be my last. You know ... the settle down and marry sort. If you're my first, then I won't get to - I don't know - sow any wild oats or anything. — Linda Kage