Homburger Bowls Quotes & Sayings

I would become a priest or a rabbi or a monk or whatever the hell was necessary to perform miracles such as taking money from someone else's pocket and putting it into mine, still remaining within the confines of the law. — Lenny Bruce

It seemed as though he had a fundamental belief that the merit of his argument depended on the strength of his feelings about the matter, and since he always felt uncontrollably passionate about everything, then clearly he was always right. — John Cleese

Gilles Deleuze believed that every society needed a madman so we could feel better about ourselves. I do my best to fill that role. — George Singleton

Why does February feel like one big Tuesday? — Todd Stocker

She looked into space a lot, didn't say much, and kissed my father when midnight came, as if she were punching a time card. — A.S. King

Ben Affleck! Are you sure I can't talk you into Matt Damon? We could double-date — Rainbow Rowell