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I have never been sexually aroused by a man. But I have yet to kiss Johnny Depp, so you never know. — Dave Navarro

He smiled and as his lips parted, little bits of solid waste fell from them. Hellelujah, we can only be what we are, I thought and wondered if I was as repulsive to him as he was to me. I don't think so, because even though he literally wore a shit-eating grin, I sensed he was genuinely happy to see me — R.E. Vance

Honestly, you're as bad as Firestar," Cloudtail went on. "When he slept in here he was always muttering and twitching in his sleep. A cat couldn't get a good night's rest for all the prey in the forest. — Erin Hunter

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger. — Stone Cold Steve Austin

When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done — Kin Hubbard

An ostrich egg is bigger than its brain. — Jill Shalvis

And in truth (as I now see) I had the wish to put off my journey as long as I could. Not for any peril or labour it might cost; but because I could see nothing in the whole world for me to do once it was accomplished. AS long as this act lay before me, there was, as it were, some barrier between me and the dead desert which the rest of my life must be. — C.S. Lewis

Scoffin' a load of our grub an' not tellin' a story? I say, what a bally swizz! — Brian Jacques

You're adorable when you're bitchy. — Michelle Hodkin

Look, lust, and leave, knowing I could never have one of them for myself. — Malachy McCourt

Everyone has a little book in them, and in most cases, that is where it should stay. — Christopher Hitchens

Horror does not need the dark, and sometimes a truly evil deed shuns the shadows. — Philip Kerr

From ages 10 to 12 or so, I barely remember anything. — Natalie Wood

If you love your work, your working days will be your restful days! — Mehmet Murat Ildan