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Holiday Shopping Funny Quotes By Dave Navarro

I have never been sexually aroused by a man. But I have yet to kiss Johnny Depp, so you never know. — Dave Navarro

Holiday Shopping Funny Quotes By Miranda July

I hated my job, but I liked that I could do it — Miranda July

Holiday Shopping Funny Quotes By R.E. Vance

He smiled and as his lips parted, little bits of solid waste fell from them. Hellelujah, we can only be what we are, I thought and wondered if I was as repulsive to him as he was to me. I don't think so, because even though he literally wore a shit-eating grin, I sensed he was genuinely happy to see me — R.E. Vance

Holiday Shopping Funny Quotes By Erin Hunter

Honestly, you're as bad as Firestar," Cloudtail went on. "When he slept in here he was always muttering and twitching in his sleep. A cat couldn't get a good night's rest for all the prey in the forest. — Erin Hunter

Holiday Shopping Funny Quotes By Stone Cold Steve Austin

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger. — Stone Cold Steve Austin

Holiday Shopping Funny Quotes By Kin Hubbard

When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done — Kin Hubbard

Holiday Shopping Funny Quotes By Jill Shalvis

An ostrich egg is bigger than its brain. — Jill Shalvis

Holiday Shopping Funny Quotes By C.S. Lewis

And in truth (as I now see) I had the wish to put off my journey as long as I could. Not for any peril or labour it might cost; but because I could see nothing in the whole world for me to do once it was accomplished. AS long as this act lay before me, there was, as it were, some barrier between me and the dead desert which the rest of my life must be. — C.S. Lewis

Holiday Shopping Funny Quotes By Brian Jacques

Scoffin' a load of our grub an' not tellin' a story? I say, what a bally swizz! — Brian Jacques

Holiday Shopping Funny Quotes By Michelle Hodkin

You're adorable when you're bitchy. — Michelle Hodkin

Holiday Shopping Funny Quotes By Malachy McCourt

Look, lust, and leave, knowing I could never have one of them for myself. — Malachy McCourt

Holiday Shopping Funny Quotes By Christopher Hitchens

Everyone has a little book in them, and in most cases, that is where it should stay. — Christopher Hitchens

Holiday Shopping Funny Quotes By Philip Kerr

Horror does not need the dark, and sometimes a truly evil deed shuns the shadows. — Philip Kerr

Holiday Shopping Funny Quotes By Natalie Wood

From ages 10 to 12 or so, I barely remember anything. — Natalie Wood

Holiday Shopping Funny Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan

If you love your work, your working days will be your restful days! — Mehmet Murat Ildan