Hoiberg Nebraska Quotes & Sayings

A new study found that women think men holding a guitar are more attractive, even if they are not playing it. In a related story, guys with an accordion will die alone. — Jimmy Fallon

I want a government small enough to fit inside the Constitution. — Harry Browne

Britt Said "I'm glad."
Merlin nodded "If you're so glad then you should work to win over more of your men."
"Yes, Merlin."
"Don't you 'yes, Merlin' me!"
"Of course, Merlin."
"That's hardly any better."
"You don't think I know that?" "Harridan."
"I find it amusing that you resort to name calling when you can't think of anything better to say."
"Only to those who deserve it."
"Yes, Merlin. — K.M. Shea

This is the most exciting part of being human. It is using our brains in the highest way. Otherwise we are just healthy animals — Edwin Land

I had never really thought of marriages as things that involved liking. I had just assumed this man-woman arrangement was yet another adult quirk, like flossing. — David Levithan

There are nine hundred and ninety-nine patrons of virtue to one virtuous man. — Henry David Thoreau

To any action there is always an opposite and equal reaction; in other words, the actions of two bodies upon each other are always equal and always opposite in direction. — Isaac Newton

It's going to hurt until it doesn't anymore. — Jessica Park

The surest sign that two people no longer speak the same language is that both say ironic things to one another but that neither senses the irony. — Friedrich Nietzsche

I'm at the atheist end of the agnostic spectrum. — Sara Paretsky

The NSA has different reporting requirements for each branch of government and each of its legal authorities. — Barton Gellman

Catalyzed by the Recovery Act, adoption of electronic health records is increasing dramatically. — Todd Park