Hofstetter Turbo Quotes & Sayings

But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they're part of the same ilk. — Zach Galifianakis

At Sunday worship, as in every dimension of our existence, many of us pretend to believe we are sinners. Consequently, all we can do is pretend we have been forgiven. As a result, our whole spiritual life is pseudo-repentance and pseudo-bliss. — Brennan Manning

It's my first presenting role so I'll be nervous, but it's going to be great fun. I can't wait to sample the food and meet the celebrities. Hopefully I can inject some of my own glamour. — Nicole Appleton

According to Google statistics, people search the word "money" four times as often as the word "goal". This creates a word: "frustration". — Tim Fargo

In a sense, you're always mythologizing your life; it's always an effort to make yourself epic. At least in fiction you can lie and sort of justify your delusion about your "epicness." But when you're writing a memoir, you're trying to make your life epic and it's not - nobody's life is. — Sherman Alexie

She knew whose love she doubted. It wasn't her parents' and it wasn't her friends: It was her own. — Ann Brashares

I've become 40, my audience is partly the same age. — Jean-Claude Van Damme

time and timing is a pivot that determines the real value of what we do or what we choose not to do — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Everything is going to be fine.
I hate it when people say that, people who have absolutely no idea of what's coming next. They turn you into an idiot for even asking. — Jenny Valentine

I look forward to the future - and going into the studio to make new music. — Diana Ross

Sylvia rarely flattered the men in her life- she envied them. She was far more likely to compete with a man than a woman. In her journal she describes this jealousy of which she is painfully aware; "It is an envy born of the desire to be active and doing, not passive and listening." She craved the "double life" of men, who could enjoy career, sex, and family. "I can pretend to forget my envy," she writes, "no matter, it is there, insidious, malignant, latent. — Elizabeth Winder

I want to be a better person. I want to be a stronger person. I want to be someone who hurts less. — Brian Molko

BE IT EVER SO HUMBLE ... UNLESS YOU'RE IMMORTAL AND UNDERSTAND COMPOUND INTEREST — Chloe Neill