Hoffman Funeral Home Quotes & Sayings

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. — Douglas Preston

Evolution acts slowly. Our psychological characteristics today are those that promoted reproductive success in the ancestral environment. — Keith Henson

I repeat ... that all power is a trust; that we are accountable for its exercise; that from the people and for the people all springs, and all must exist. — Benjamin Disraeli

I have said repeatedly that in this country we track library books better than we do sex offenders. — Mark Foley

It seems obvious that both the religious and the irreligious are capable of varying degrees of tolerance or intolerance, benevolence or malice, depending on how they understand the moral implications of their beliefs. — David Bentley Hart

For what is the self-complacent man but a slave to his own self-praise. — Augustine Of Hippo

The contrast between the 1970's and today is very marked. — Bill Vaughan

Light you shine on others returns twice as bright to shine on you. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Bad answers for employment questions:
Employer: I see here that you worked for the state for three years. Why did you leave that job?
My parole was granted — Neil Leckman

I know for a fact that if there's a role which I am suited for, I'll be signed on. I'll never go begging. — Aishwarya Rai Bachchan

When I do stand-up around the country, I often see people walk out. This is a show that they've purposely gone to, where my name is on the ticket, and it cost them $75 or something. So, you think, Wow, that means that they either didn't know very much about me when they bought their tickets or they're that offended by what I've said. I've been doing this a long time. Anybody who comes to one of my shows must sort of have an idea of where I'm coming from. — Bill Maher

In order to describe a particular subculture, you might want to portray people who are typical or representative of that subculture; but to dramatize it, to make it an interesting setting for a story, you want to bring someone anomalous into that setting, to see how she conforms to it, and it to her. — Jonathan Dee