Hofferts Quotes & Sayings

Platitudes and generalities roll of the human understanding like water from a duck — Claude C. Hopkins

If we knew how much God loved us and was for us, we'd talk to Him all day long. — Donald Miller

Both law and comedy are heavily focused on thought and viewing all angles. To write a good joke, you have to look at a premise every way possible. And with a good legal argument, you have to see all sides to get the best line of argument for your client. Law school made me a better comic, and comedy has made me a better public speaker. — Troy Walker

You can have no conflict, without being yourselves the aggressors — Abraham Lincoln

Sex and violence ... are the two great engines of the world. — James Carlos Blake

The truth is impossible to comprehend even when one is willing to tell it. For the truth resides in memory and memory is clouded with repression and a desire to embellish. The recollections of any individual are conditioned by the general truths to which he or she has tried to live. To recall an event is to interpret it, so the truth is altered by the very act of remembering. Therefore the truth, like God, does not exist - only the search for it. — Frank Hardy