Hoes Funny Quotes & Sayings

The Bible tells a story. A story that isn't over. A story that is still being told. A story that we have a part to play in. — Rob Bell

Why are people so afraid of giving their kids necessary information that might prevent an unwanted pregnancy or disease? But they're not worried about the violent nature of video games or movies or books ... — Ellen Hopkins

The Vietnamese Hoa were merchants and manufacturers. They were very successful and thus, according to the logic of Marxism, responsible for society's failures. The Hoa suffered the same fate as the pizza parlour in Spike Lee's Do The Right Thing except at the hands of the world's fourth largest army instead of a small, petulant movie director. — P. J. O'Rourke

Dear Ms. Baird, As of today, you do have a slave clause in your contract. It means you do everything I say. Under no circumstances are you to eat, sleep, take breaks, or check in to hotel rooms with men named Eggplant. Sincerely, Gabriel — Nalini Singh

Passionate expression and vehement assertion are no arguments, unless it be of the weakness of the cause that is defended by them, or of the man that defends it. — William Chillingworth

The only thing I never have unless I'm pregnant is heartburn. — Jessica Capshaw

I love you, couch - have I ever told you that? Well, I'm telling you now. — Emma Chase

Writing like this is a little like milking a cow: the milk is so rich and delicious, and the cow is so glad you did it. — Anne Lamott

I never think career. — Rhys Ifans

He was tired of having only three channels. — Tom Franklin