Hoeflich State Quotes & Sayings

They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down. — Kinky Friedman

A girl needs options. To me, video games are like shoes. But with more pixels and a plot. — Annie Bellet

The U.S. is by far the biggest exporter of arms in the world. It was true during the Clinton administration, and it's true during the Bush administration. It's bipartisan. — Andrew Niccol

You have this and this, soon it will come and this and you are still at this level of knowledge... so poor for you! — Deyth Banger

In other countries, it's a common thing to have outcast children running around the streets in packs, and I don't think we're so far away from it here. — Penelope Spheeris

I had, the evening before, drunk plentifully of a most delicious wine called glimigrim, (the Blefuscudians call it flunec, but ours is esteemed the better sort,) which is very diuretic. By the luckiest chance in the world, I had not discharged myself of any part of it. The heat I had contracted by coming very near the flames, and by labouring to quench them, made the wine begin to operate by urine; which I voided in such a quantity, and applied so well to the proper places, that in three minutes the fire was wholly extinguished, and the rest of that noble pile, which had cost so many ages in erecting, preserved from destruction. — Jonathan Swift