Historical Figures Funny Quotes & Sayings

I don't want to be without you, Bonnie! Don't you get that? I am in love with you! I've known you for one week. And I'm in love with you! Crazy, drive-off-a-cliff-if-you-asked-me-to, in love with you. But I don't want to drive off a cliff! I want to live with you! Do you want that? Or do you still think about jumping off bridges and going down in a hail of bullets? — Amy Harmon

I believe I belong to the last literary generation, the last generation, that is, for whom books are a religion. — Erica Jong

To seek is to show valor. To endure is to show strength. To believe all will arise in a time of perfection. There shows trust and faith in you. — Tania Elizabeth

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. — Jay Leno

We'll put an asterisk next to Barry Bonds' name, sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe Ruth's name. Getting to break records before black people were allowed to play? Excuse me, where is that asterisk? — Daniel Tosh

To me, this world is nothing but evil, and my own evil just happened to come out cause of the circumstances of what I was doing. — Aileen Wuornos