Historia Oficial Quotes & Sayings

Kids are always hanging on your tits," I added. "By the time they grow up, you've got tits down to your knees and curvature of the spine. — Nick Wilgus

The lesson of the Internet is that no audience is too small. — Randall L. Stephenson

I reflected, not for the first or last time, that when you are reading, others think they can disturb you because you are not doing anything. — James Tipton

Flattery is like friendship in show, but not in fruit. — Socrates

To be free minded and cheerfully disposed at hours of meat and sleep and of exercise is one of the best precepts of long lasting. — Francis Bacon

THAT'S IT!" Terminus cried. "That's AGAINST THE RULES!"
Polybotes frowned, obviously confused that he was being told off by a statue. "What are you?" he growled. "Shut up!"
He pushed the statue over and turned back to Percy.
"Now I'm MAD!" Terminus shrieked. "I'm strangling you. Feel that? Those are my hands around your neck, you big bully. Get over here! I'm going to head-butt you so hard
— Rick Riordan

The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future. — Greg Behrendt

Don't seek miracles. Follow Jesus. And if you follow Jesus long enough and far enough, you'll eventually find yourself in the middle of some miracles. — Mark Batterson

One half of me is a hopeless romantic. The other half is well ... just realistic. — Faraaz Kazi

When you choose one way out of many, all the ways you don't take are snuffed out like candles, as if they'd never existed. — Philip Pullman

I've finally figured out what's wrong with photography. It's a one-eyed man looking through a little 'ole. Now, how much reality can there be in that? — David Hockney