Hisham Haddad Quotes & Sayings

I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a hole in it. — Anthony Jeselnik

I found that I had become so spinsterish that I was made neurotic not only by my life of domesticity but by the slightest derangement of my room. I would burst into a fit of weeping if the kettle was not facing due east. — Quentin Crisp

It never pleases me to punish willful disobedience, Isabel. Having to punish you for that sort of thing means I've failed to communicate what it is I expect out of you. It means I'm failing you as a Dom if you don't understand what my wants and needs are, and I hate failing at anything. — Ella Dominguez

The only means by which field-grade officers can expect a promotion is combat. — Oakley Hall

When a war breaks out, everyone is on the wrong side. — Marty Rubin

I don't think about what other people want from me. — Sarah McLachlan

It's about the possibility, or otherwise, of meaning in the world. And the possibility, or otherwise, of writing. And the possibility, or otherwise, of the resolution of everything into some coherent, cogent vision. — Tom McCarthy

I don't think I have one iota of cynicism about acting. — Donald Sutherland

I grew up reading comic books, pulp books, mystery and science fiction and fantasy. I'm a geek; I make no pretensions otherwise. It's the stuff that I love writing about. I like creating worlds. — David S.Goyer

Every diminution of the liberty of the press is followed by a diminution of civilization. Wherever we see the freedom of the press interfered with, there we see the nutrition of the human family interrupted. — Victor Hugo

I don't know if you've noticed it. But Duchamp was magnificent. — Robert Barnes

Cynthia Lennon, the first wife of former Beatle John Lennon and the mother of singer Julian Lennon, died April 1 at her home in Spain. She was 75. — Anonymous

Sex, that's meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that's heavy. That's like an hour. — Jerry Seinfeld

Little ol' boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still make a small fortune in agriculture. Problem is, you got to start with a large one. — Jim Hightower