Hipster Christmas Quotes & Sayings

Bailey, where's your hat?"
"In my pocket, sir!"
"Why isn't it on your head?"
"Because I can't get my head in my pocket, sir! — Robyn Carr

When you have a kid, it changes your life. It reminds you, this is my life now: I'm responsible for this tiny person. It's so surreal. — Josh Gad

Going to church is not a sign of going to God, if you think he is omnipresent, he is right there in your soul and bedroom. — Michael Bassey Johnson

I think that I the biggest thing that I need is more creative time. More time to make mistakes. — Jacob Hashimoto

Reading the situation correctly is part of getting through it safely. — Ally Condie

Natural philosophy is the genius that has regulated my fate. — Mary Shelley