Hiney Quotes & Sayings

The child gets two confusing messages when a parent tells him which is the right fork to use, and then proceeds to use the wrong one. So does the child who listens to parents bicker and fuss, yet is told to be nice to his brothers and sisters. — Rachel Blanchard

I set her on her wooden baby seat so her little hiney don't fall in and soon as I turn my back, she off that pot running. — Kathryn Stockett

Blessed is the man who's lost it all. — Switchfoot

The present is the closest that you will ever get to the future. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Start each day by affirming peaceful, contented, and happy attitudes and your days will tend to be pleasant and successful. Such attitudes are active and definite factors in creating satisfactory conditions. Watch your manner of speech then if you wish to develop a peaceful state of mind. — Norman Vincent Peale

If you look up gerbil videos online, at least half of them are hiney gerbils. — Trisha

Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come. — Anonymous

The very best thing you can do for the whole world is to make the most of yourself. — Wallace D. Wattles

Y'all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy. But those with a tiny hiney thay get whiny whiny — Cam'ron