Hilty Showpigs Quotes & Sayings

People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school. — Jeff Foxworthy

Pudge: Why do smoke so damn fast?
Alska: Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die. — John Green

Randy [Rhoads] was laid to rest at a place called Mountain View Cemetery, where his grandparents were buried. I made a vow there and then to honour his death every year by sending flowers. Unlike most of my vows, I kept it. But I've never been back to his graveside. I'd like to go there again one day, before I finally join him on the other side. — Ozzy Osbourne

When you make a mistake, throw your hands in the air and say "How fascinating!" — Benjamin Zander

There are a few Chinese smuggled in over the borders of British Columbia on the north and Mexico on the south. — Denis Kearney

I expect, if I am faithful with yourselves, that I shall see the time with yourselves that we shall know how to prepare to organize an earth like this - know how to people that earth, how to redeem it, how to sanctify it, and how to glorify it, with those who live upon it who will hearken to our counsels. The Father and the Son have attained to this point already; I am on the way and so are you, and every faithful servant of God. — Brigham Young

Things happen in life and you can't control them. It sucks and you have to move on. — Abbi Glines

I'm not from a particularly sci-fi background. I'm not anti sci-fi at all, but I've never been known as a sci-fi writer and, suddenly, I was creating a flagship BBC sci-fi show, which is terrifying sometimes. — Ben Richards