Hilariousness Show Quotes & Sayings

When people look you in the eye and call you stupid, dont look away, but tell them that half of the world is stupid and they are one of them because they are dening their own stupidity. — Meg Cabot

The library was open for one hour after school let out. I hid there, looking at art books and reading poetry. — Lynda Barry

Fifth and finally, do nothing impulsively. Give God an opportunity to speak. Until He does, stall for time and concentrate on the first four approaches. — James C. Dobson

What you don't know about women is alot. — Olympia Dukakis

The best words I ever heard about making your own reputation," Gram said, looking over her shoulder into the back seat, "is that you come into the world crying while everyone is smiling at the miracle of you, and you should live your life so when you leave it, you're smiling, but everyone else is crying because the miracle of you is gone. — Terri Farley

After I got divorced, I said to myself, I will never, ever get married again. It was in cement. I went through a really rough twenty-five years, but it happened again. I fell in love. I told her, Baby, I don't want a prenuptial agreement. This is it. Everyone told me I was nuts. Well, my new wife and I are married six years and we get along great. You can make anything work if you're both givers. — Rodney Dangerfield

Beauty is often worse than wine; intoxicating both the holder and beholder. — John Zimmerman

More than working toward the book's climax, I work toward the denouement. As a reader and a writer, that's where I find the real satisfaction. — Greg Van Eekhout

How much humanity has been spoiled for the confusion of movement with progress, my friend? — Christopher Moore

Our wives, our families, and our churches need godly men who have discernment
discernment to deal with life and life-issues on a spiritual level. — Jim George