Hilariously Stupid Quotes & Sayings

God does business with those who mean business. — Adrian Rogers

Rejuvenate one's soul first, than rejuvenation of the mind and body will then follow. — Scott Ravens

He certainly deserved the name better than those who had assumed it. — Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Part of your process of becoming an adult is admitting to yourself that The Doors were a shitty band. — Moshe Kasher

Faith is nothing but knowledge that what we understand is only a shadow of the Unknown. Faith is the science of the pitiful limitations of man's mental scope. — Dagobert D. Runes

Aside from a couple of signature flourishes, there's nothing to mark Paycheck as the product of acclaimed action director John Woo. In fact, there's little about this movie that makes it worth anyone's time and money. With a script that waffles between being hilariously absurd and insultingly stupid, and action scenes that won't cause anyone's pulse to skip a beat, Paycheck is less appealing than a lump of coal in a Christmas stocking. — James Berardinelli

Nobody has ever said to me that I was pretty, 'til I met Peter Beard. — Iman

Eloquence: saying the proper thing and stopping. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Every place is the same, but we put names and numbers, build building different types... so far to remember them better and to recognize them better! — Deyth Banger