Hilarious Videos Quotes & Sayings

Life doesn't go on forever, and you don't want to drop dead without ever having done what you wanted to do. — Meg Rosoff

My guiltiest pleasure in life is 'America's Funniest Home Videos.' I watch them all - old, new - I don't care. Despite how bad the writing is on the show. The people getting hit and hurt, that's hilarious. — Russell Peters

Always let them think of you as singing and dancing. — Anita Brookner

Don't automatically obey Presidential directives if you disagree or if you suspect he hasn't considered key aspects of the issue. — Donald Rumsfeld

I love 'Robot Chicken,' 'The Boondocks' and 'America's Funniest Home Videos.' Then there's this show called 'The First 48.' It's a documentary about killings where they try and find murderers. They interrogate people and they tell on each other - it's hilarious. — ASAP Rocky

If you could talk to God, He wouldn't be God. — J. Richard Singleton

My sin grew sleek on my excesses. — Augustine Of Hippo

Justice by any and all means necessary. — Marilyn Mosby

Goat screaming videos are hilarious. — Miguel

The effects of your actions may unfold in ways you cannot foresee or even imagine. They may unfold long after your death. That is when the words of so many writers resonate most. — Rebecca Solnit

Your thoughts determine your actions. Your actions create your habits. Your habits form your character. Your character determines your destiny. — Brad Willis