Hilarious Valedictorian Quotes & Sayings

Doesn't every previous era feel like fiction once it's gone? — Karen Thompson Walker

When you speak and your words fall on deaf ears, know that the universe listens. — Truth Devour

The problem with modern politics is everybody is doing sound bite stuff. In my stump speech, I give 20 minutes on why I think we're off track. And I think people do really want to engage in a serious high-level discussion on how to get the country back on track because people care about their own country. — Dave Brat

Everybody knows this legend in kind of African-American lore. There's always somebody in your neighborhood named Orangejello or Lemonjello. And that's spelled - Orangejello is spelled O-R-A-N-G-E-J-E-L-L-O. — Jordan Peele

If anything is possible, then nothing is interesting. — H.G.Wells

If the choice is between doing something supercool and having no one hear it and doing something equally cool and tricking people into putting it on the radio, I don't think the second option is some big sellout. — Julian Casablancas

Your obstacles define your achievements, and without those obstacles, you're just another bland nothing. — Torquil Campbell

I'm just very careful with my words when I write. Obsessively careful. I'm the sort of person who worries about the difference between "slim" and "slender. — Patrick Rothfuss

During the course of any normal day, I usually pay more attention to assembling a grocery list than I do to reading movie reviews, although there are a more than a few film critics who bring huge insight to their work. — Mike Barnicle

Dominant feeling of the battlefield is loneliness, gentlemen. — Max Hastings

Oh, my god, you moron, she's one of us. She's a Keeper! Humans don't spit bullets back out! I gotta go get Cormac. This isn't good. — Donna Augustine

My thoughts are rancorous, ruinous. They throng through me like a shoal of sharp, silver sprat whenever the outer noises aren't loud or plenty enough to keep them at bay, to keep them out of the bay, the bay of my brain. — Sara Baume