Hilarious Teenage Girl Quotes & Sayings

Whenever I run into prejudice. I smile and feel sorry for them, and I say to myself, There's one more argument for birth control. — Freddy Fender

It is ... impossible to keep one's excellence in a little glass casket, like a jewel, to take it out whenever wanted. On the contrary, it can only be conserved by continuous and good practice. — Adolf Anderssen

The unity of the bourgeoisie can be shaken only by the unity of the proletariat. — Karl Marx

Isaac: "Besides, is it really stealing if you're stealing from an asshole?"
Lena: "I'd have to double-check, but I don't think the criminal code includes an asshole clause. — Jim C. Hines

Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me. — Marc Maron

After the $700 billion bailout, the trillion-dollar stimulus, and the massive budget bill with over 9,000 earmarks, many of you implored Washington to please stop spending money we don't have. But, instead of cutting, we saw an unprecedented explosion of government spending and debt, unlike anything we have seen in the history of our country. — Michele Bachmann

That thou art blamed shall not be thy defect,
For slander's mark was ever yet the fair;
The ornament of beauty is suspect,
A crow that flies in heaven's sweetest air. — William Shakespeare

At home, we don't listen to our music-we listen to other people's music. It keeps you attached to the show business world. — Celine Dion

I wish you all had one neck that I had my hands on it. — Carl Panzram

You get to say, 'Here's my philosophical idea about what the costume should like,' and the costume designer comes and gives you choices and sometimes they're all good, and I say, 'What do you think?' and they pick the right thing. — John Sayles

And i'm thinking, aren't i supposed to be the one who's freaking out here? tiny is going to be the first b-b-b- (i can't do it) boy-f-f-f (c'mon, will) boyf-boyf (here we go) boyfriend of mine that she's ever met. — David Levithan

Every formula which expresses a law of nature is a hymn of praise to God. — Maria Mitchell

Extraordinary moves of God begin with ordinary acts of obedience. — Steven Furtick

Your love in me is stronger than the hatred. — Corrie Ten Boom