Hilarious Stand Up Comedy Quotes & Sayings

Here's a woman, a real pioneer for other women looking for careers in stand-up comedy. And talk about guts - she would come out here and sit in this chair and say some things that were unbelievable - where you would have to swallow pretty hard ... but it was hilarious ... the force of her comedy was overpowering. — David Letterman

If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it. — George Carlin