Hilarious Stalking Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes I suspect most of the media commentariat are suffering from Munchausen syndrome. — Rebekah Brooks

If you're 15 and you tell someone a secret, they can put it up on Facebook. If you make a mistake, someone films it on their mobile and puts it up on YouTube. When you're 15, you deserve privacy. — Patrick Ness

When it comes to wildlife, no state is deadlier than Florida. Let me count the ways: fire ants, mosquitoes, alligators, eastern diamondback rattlers, black bears, panthers, coral snakes, bull sharks, jellyfish, black widow spiders, water moccasins, wasps, crocodiles, pygmy rattlers, brown recluse spiders, wild boar, copperheads, scorpions, Burmese pythons. And ticks. No state has more attacks from fire ants, sharks, or snakes. Let's not forget Mother Nature, who is equally aggressive. Florida is the lightning capital of the United States, attracting by far the most strikes to ground, injuries (more than two thousand since 1959) and fatalities (nearly five hundred since 1959). About seven people die each year from lightning in the Sunshine State, accounting for about 15 percent of the total number of U.S. fatalities each year. — Joe Gisondi

Chance is when you look at the world through humanity's eyes; providence is when you look at the world through God's eyes. — Matshona Dhliwayo

People that I'm most attracted to, they're not living by any sort of rules. They're the kind of people with stories to tell. — Carolyn Murphy

I often find it easier to be teaching or giving to others, and often struggle with the place of my own pleasure and joy. — Bell Hooks

Most makeup campaigns are not in black and white. — Carine Roitfeld