Hilarious Raunchy Quotes & Sayings

She breathed. "This is lovely."
It was for Adam, not Gansey, but she saw Gansey glance over his shoulder at her. — Maggie Stiefvater

I feel you, Kellen," she whispered. "Inside my body. Inside my soul. I feel you. — Olivia Cunning

Truth, which is permanent, eludes the historian of events. Truth transcends history. — Mahatma Gandhi

The first time I fired up a car, felt the engine shudder and the wheel come to life in my hands, I was hooked. It was a feeling I can't describe. I still get it every time I get into a race car. — Mario Andretti

Take the case of the infinite ocean. There is no limit to its water. Suppose a pot is immersed in it: there is water both inside and outside the pot. The jnani sees that both inside and outside there is nothing but Paramatman. Then what is this pot? It is 'I-consciousness'. Because of the pot the water appears to be divided into two parts; because of the pot you seem to perceive an inside and an outside. One feels that way as long as this pot of 'I' exists. When the 'I' disappears, what is remains. That cannot be described in words. — Ramakrishna

They stuffed the air between my clothes and me with ice-cubes from my neck to my ankles, and whenever the ice melted, they put in new, hard ice cubes. Moreover, every once in a while, one of the guards smashed me, most of the time in the face. The ice served both for the pain and for wiping out the bruises I had from that afternoon. Everything seemed to be perfectly prepared. People from cold regions might not understand the extent of the pain when ice-cubes get stuck on your body. Historically, kings during medieval and pre-medieval times used this method to let the victim slowly die. The other method, of hitting the victim while blindfolded in inconsistent intervals, was used by the Nazis during World War II. There is nothing more terrorizing than making somebody expect a smash every single heartbeat. — Mohamedou Ould Slahi

Washington is dangerously positioned between two Canadas, Canada Canada and California's Canada, Oregon. — Stephen Colbert

In today's world, most people are working side jobs while waiting to do what they really want to do. — Beth Behrs

Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental. — Doug Plank

We seem to be a side that if we don't score we get beat. — Jason McAteer

From the very first, it has been the educated and intelligent of the Negro people that have led and elevated the mass, and the sole obstacles that nullified and retarded their efforts were slavery and race prejudice; for what is slavery but the legalized survival of the unfit and the nullification of the work of natural internal leadership? — W.E.B. Du Bois

We can never completely prevent another tragedy like the Boston Marathon attacks from happening. But every American should ask themselves if their community is as prepared as it could be. — Martin O'Malley